Babies are born all over the place – aeroplanes, supermarkets, hospitals – but, Destination>Differentville was born on a toilet in Taipei. Not a real one, I wouldn’t feel the need to share that with you, but, on a toilet-shaped chair in a poo-themed restaurant called Modern Toilet, which interestingly, also began life as an idea formed on a toilet (this time a real one).
The Idea Behind Modern Toilet – The Restaurant.
According to the founders, the idea was conceived whilst one of them was in the bathroom reading a comic. They decided poo was fascinating and decided to devote a whole restaurant to it (as you do!). The whole point of Modern Toilet is that everything is loo-themed. You sit on toilets, not chairs, the menu is written on a loo-seat shaped paper, the food comes in toilet-shaped dishes, the drinks in specimen bottles and the ice cream, well, it’s chocolate and poop-shaped. I’d been wanting to go to it for years – so, when I recently got the chance to spend 48 hours in Taipei, it was one of my absolute must-dos.
I went to the branch in Ximending, often described as Taipei’s Harajuku. While this is a busy area and has exciting distracting things everywhere Modern Toilet stands out due to the giant toilet hanging off the side of the building, you further confirm you’re in the right place when you enter the stairwell to find a loo and a giant plastic pile of poo in reception!
The restaurant opened at noon and I was there on the dot as I’d heard it gets seriously busy and yep, all the seats were filled by 12.15. Now, this might surprise you, as, let’s face it, food and faeces don’t normally mix well – but there are at least five reasons why I’d suggest you go to Modern Toilet Restaurant.
Reason One to Visit Modern Toilet: It’s Cheap and the Food is Good
Considering adding a theme to a restaurant is normally a recipe for massive markups and mediocre food, Modern Toilet breaks the mould a bit. I chose the Thai Spicy Stir-Fried Pork, which, lived up to its name being, erm, spicy and packed with pork – and was better than some of the Thai meals I’ve had in Sydney. It came with served with a bowl of fluffy rice, green tea and an ice cream for dessert. All that only cost 260 NTD (about £6.35 or AUD$11), which I thought was amazing value for a theme restaurant – particularly considering it was far more food than I could actually eat.
Reason Two to Visit: Everyone Will Find Something They Like
Modern Toilet might not be gourmet but it does cater for a huge variety of tastes offering everything from Chinese-style hotpot dishes, to steaks, via pasta with a variety of sauces. Each dish is served in either big blue toilets shaped bowls, or white porcelain serving dishes which I guess are based on some medical device I don’t want to think about. I admit my choice was completely led by whether it came in a blue toilet or not!
Reason Three to Visit Modern Toilet Restaurant: Fab Pictures
There are cartoon poops on the walls, you sit on toilets, the bread rolls are poop shaped, the rice bowl has a giant plastic poo on top and you can drink something called Urine Mango Juice (I didn’t). If you want to nicely divide your Instagram followers this is how you do it, half of mine were like ‘that’s brilliant’ the other half were horrified. Personally, I was so excited that I’d finally got there they could probably have presented me with real poop and I’d still have photographed it!
Reason Four to Visit: You Might not want Dessert – yay, calories saved
I admit though, the famous poop shaped ice cream was where I did start to feel a bit queasy. Oddly it wasn’t the shape of the ice cream itself, but the urinal-shaped bowl, it was served in that was putting me off. Seems that’s where my disgust meter kicked in and I couldn’t finish it.
Reason Five; They have poo-venirs.
Finally, why buy a normal gift for friends and family when you could bring them home a poo-venir of a giant poo-shaped cushion instead? You can also buy toilet-shaped crockery of your very own, or pick up a couple of pens with poops on the top and an intriguing sticky tape holder shaped like someone sitting on a toilet. Think about this – if your job is crap you could subliminally tell the whole office via the medium of scatological stationary every single day.
Personally, I only needed one reason to visit Modern Toilet Restaurant – the fact that it was there and completely bonkers. I’ve wanted to go for absolutely ages – every time I booked a trip to an Asian city, I would google to see if they had a branch, get really excited when search results produced a hit – then find out it had closed down. When I found out I was going to be in their founding city for 48 hours, it was my absolute must do in Taipei. If you want to read more about how it then led to me creating Destination>.Differentville, click here.
Where is Modern Toilet Restaurant Located?
The restaurant is in the buzzing centre of Ximending, described as Taipei’s Harajuku. Its official address is 2F, No 7,Ln 50,Xining S. Rd., Taipei City – there’s a map here– and you’ll spot it by that giant toilet outside!. The restaurant itself is upstairs, but you’ll know you’re in the right doorway when you spot the giant poop.
They also have other branches, including one near Shilin Night Market, and here’s where you’ll find details .
What else is nearby?
Being in the middle of Ximending puts you in the heart of the shopping district. It’s also very near Lungshan Temple, the amazing herbal market just around the corner from it and the Bopiliao Historic District. I saw all three before heading off to the restaurant – plus, because I was so short on time, I also started my morning with a trip to the National Chiang Kai-Shek Memorial Hall – and the truly fabulously named (and rather impressive) Gate of Great Centrality and Perfect Uprightness. Taipei’s Metro is very easy to use and makes getting around what’s actually quite a spread out city in a very short space of time very easy. Simply buy an Easycard, load it with cash and hop on and off the Metro at will, you can also use the Easycard in stores like 7-11 which is very handy.
Where to stay?
I picked the Amba Zhongshan as it was in the middle of everything I wanted to see and very easy to reach from the new airport transit train. And it didn’t disappoint. The rooms are clean and bright and I barely heard any other guests – which is pretty much all I need in a hotel. There’s a few bars and restaurants in the maze of backstreets around it but with such a short time in the city, I didn’t really get to explore the surroundings too much.
If you want to see more on all the other quirky stuff I did it Taipei – hot springs, haunted hotels and eating tomatoes in toffee at the night market, simply click that handy link in blue.
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